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Dylan + Swearing

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If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.

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Who swears the most? 
It’s me, I’m ashamed. I’m sorry. 

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Academically, Lydia’s one of the finest students I’ve ever had. Her A.P. classes push her GPA above a 5.0. I’d actually like to have her I.Q. tested. And socially, she displays outstanding leadership qualities. I mean, she’s a real leader.

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